Mi fa incazzare lo stesso. Parecchio.
Non merita semplicemente il successo che ha avuto e spero scompaia da internet 4 life.
Answer: FUCKING NO.
Well, I’ll explain. Firstly, “Fish” in Italian means “Pesce”, word often used as replacement for “Dick”. So, every time I’ll say “Phil Fish”, imagine a dick. With a beard. And glasses.
Now. I haven’t been played Fez for a while. Ok, it is a good game, if we choose to not consider the fact the P.Fish is a bad person, and a drama queen. Now, so, let’s play. I’ve bought it for xbox 360. Why? Because I prefer to enjoy this kind of games with controller. I am a retard, yes, I have no hand/brain coordination, too. But, that’s a fact. I’ve even tried to connect my controller to my computer, with poor results.
Now. I said “so, let’s buy a xbox game for once”. And then I did.
I stopped playing after holidays because I had to study, and also it bored me a bit after a week of “tetronimo - cube - platform - rotate - another tetronimo - rotate”. I admit it. The world is pretty big, but you end doing the same thing for 304090 times. Still, there are some noteworthy world, like the music one, or a level with the gift of DIFFICULTY (that isn’t tetronimo), the one with lava increasing over time.
This weekend, though, I wanted to play a bit Fez again. I think I’ll have discovered most of the worlds, but I haven’t read much about that, so I’m not sure.
Now, this is when this epiphany hit me like an “s” tetris block inside a 1x4 tetris hole.
In my first playthrough, a bug occurred. I’ve read something on the net, I’ve eventually fixed it. It was the “waterfall world” one: if you save there, you’re stuck. So. I got a bit mad at first, since “meh. He could have fixed that if a lot of people on internet has the name problem (probably everyone) and you know this”. But, no big deal.
But, some days ago, everything got even worse.
I was in the area near the Octopus world, solving every room and stuff. I think I got there through the telescope world (or maybe telescope was a parallel level). I enter this world and, suddenly, lag.
A lot of lag. Like, 1-2 seconds of delay between my inputs and what screen displayed, and 1 frame every 2 seconds.
I think every game is not enjoyable with this kind of lag, but a platform like Fez is, in my opinion, literally, unplayable. I could not know where the platforms were, or where Gomez was. I (slowly) got to the previous door and suddenly everything went well again. I even restarted the game but the lag was still there. I am even reading on the internet, I’m not the only one.
I only want my money back, I can’t enjoy the game. Fish, you can even take my flash drive and save and delete personally every trace of your stuff from that, I swear I won’t even try to play it again, as soon as I have my money back.
So I picked up a new notebook since I’ve started the new course today (it’s internal medicine), and, like…
I’m not even in the night vale fandom but it looks a lot like all the franchise regarding it, it’s even purple…